I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”
GUYS IT’S HAPPENING, IT’S HAPPENING.
Omg omg mayday mayday woman down WOMAN DOWN
When will they learn
This shit ain’t funny at all. I don’t know why these white dudes think it’s okay to walk up to people, blatantly insult them, then think nothing should happen. Then people look at the Black folks in the vids like THEY’RE wrong.
my dog is actually jesus
Ur dog is everything
"swearing is so unattractive."
"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."
(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
me: *drinks water* health god
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything
RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home