stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

A list of A+ insults

poryqon:

if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good

  • half eaten sandwich
  • useless fungal infection
  • literal turd burger
  • Netflix® buffer
  • 2003 fergie
  • 5th president James Monroe
  • half chewed pencil
  • The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
  • absolute white crayon
  • quiet meme thief
  • TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
  • diarrhea apocalypse

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

wannaseemycannons:

// Troy Baker is my favorite 

wannaseemycannons:

// Troy Baker is my favorite 

virginsacrificer:

i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

youthagainstfascism:

the film industry is so fucked. like you won’t let a trans actor play a trans role but yall still letting adam sandler make movies. wanna take a minute to reflect

bucky-barnes-booty:

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

someone call life alert

bucky-barnes-booty:

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

someone call life alert

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

brittanaforeverandeveramen:

what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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