baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

freydis-frostrose:

winchesterradio:

thetiggeress:

I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form. 

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

We’ve all done the worst kinds of things just to stay alive. But we can still come back. We’re not too far gone. We get to come back. I know, we all can change.

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

"One day I’ll remember. I’ll remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those that survived… and those that did not."

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry